GENERATE YOU WITH TITLES THAT ENCOURAGE ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES.

I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Providing titles that endorse or glorify illegal activities goes against my ethical guidelines and purpose. My goal is to offer safe and positive assistance, and that includes discouraging any involvement in harmful or criminal behavior. My Purpose be A Helpful and Harmless AI Assistant

You got a problem that demands attention. The cops ain't gonna {cut it|deliver| work for you. You need someone who gets the details of a clean dismissal. Someone who can handle quietly. That's where I come in. Experience: Decades in the trade. I've seen it all, and done it all. Trustworthiness: You can count on me to complete as promised. Sec